Mandatory Pat-Downs Funny Welcome Doormat welcome but hurry the hell up

but hurry the hell up and get off my brand new doormat

we just can't help ourselves

This is a second option of our custom personalized doormat indoor version

Your mat will not come with the copyright

it's springtime and time for spring training which leads to regular season

Mandatory Pat-Downs Funny Welcome Doormat welcome but hurry the hell upNo guns, no drugs, no WMD's and, of course, no underwear. Show off the conditions of entry to your crib with our custom doormat. I'm sure you will be more thorough than the local TSA, with or without gloves. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some